What Alexa Said
I do believe I will be adding to my unemployment category very soon. My store is closing, and it’s a weird sensation. You’re not fired, and you’re not quitting, someone just decided that the rug you’ve been sitting...
I’ve Been Bamboozled
So I’m 4.5 months into my job. My supervisor made one too many oppsie-woopsies and my friend who is the only other full time employee found another job. SO…basically…the universe gave me fucking two seconds worth...
This is Nothing Bad
That’s the worst way to preface a conversation. It’s the old conundrum Leo and JGL faced in Inception when Cillian had to have an original thought…if I tell you don’t think of elephants; you’re going to think of...
Stay In School
Me: Holy shit look how expensive that is! Kid: Yeah I know. Me: What do you plan on being? I hope it can pay for these books! *Chuckle Kid: *Chuckle + look of confusion. At...
Thus Far
Dear job, I’m aware we hardly know each other. Tragedy has kept us apart. The vessel that is my body has declared war upon itself and my conscious mind is a prisoner. That being said—please don’t fire me...
I see what you did there
Leaving bed for money…oh ho ho I see. I see what’s going on here. When you don’t have a job, the guilt is heavy. “Heavy is the head that wears the crown…of comfort” People say, well it’s money. We all need...
I’m Employed – LOL
Big news everyone! I’ve been given a job. And I went for a whole two days until I my unusually irrational mindset was explained by double ear infections. Yes my third and fourth days of work were being spent at...