David Says Take A Shower
Audrey Hepburn is famous for saying: “I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone”. It’s one of those quotes that is so applicable I return to it a lot. I have to go to therapy today and I just don’t want to....
Hello, and welcome to unemployed round 2.
It’s 2018 and a job is out there—what it is I don’t know. Maybe Instagram needs a new model (which is a thing). You know, someone who is like a 5, kinda chunky, nice clothes…I mean my skill list for this goes on....
View From The Shower
For whatever reason, when I’m faced with an important decision or I have to make a strong first impression, my brain does something funny—it ADDs itself right off a cliff. During my tenure at my previous job, I...
View from Satan’s Ass Crack
Part of being unemployed is looking for employment. And scouring the job sites for opportunities to live the dream is part of the deal. Keep the resume as up-to-date as possible, meaning touch nothing because...
View From My Bed
Cans, aluminum cans, Dr. Pepper cans everywhere. The nightstand, the dresser, the bookshelf, and obviously the floor. It’s my drug of choice and flows through my veins. In fact I love it so much that it caused me...
View from the Bookstore Chair
When you’re unemployed and you want to leave your couch for a while honestly there are a bunch of things you could do. If you really really think about it what’s stopping you besides the law I guess. And even then,...
The View From The Couch
I’m coming up on my year of unemployment. I had a legitimate reason for quitting–that follow your dreams idea. The only problem is, my dream didn’t actually pan out. You know, it was my first try....