I went through and read quite a bit of my old posts. I feel like I used to be funnier and more clever. But I’m also a bit more mature…which, who knows if that’s ever something anyone should be. Mature = less delusional. If anything in 2025 I’m leaning on delusional so…
Plus I turned 40. If that doesn’t make you want to be delusional, I don’t know what will.
Kidney problems are also all throughout my posts. Having just passed one in the nick of time (able to avoid surgery), I guess that’s just going to be a theme—forever.
Okay, ready? I’m going to be funny and clever now:
I want to watch that Nosferatu movie, but I heard you see Dracula’s yucky penis and I don’t know if I’ll ever be in the right mood for that. I mean just for regular penises in movies it’s nice to know ahead of time so you can accept what’s coming. No one likes a surprise wiener.
Finally got my Deftones record White Pony. Not a single skip on that album. David said I just wanted it to listen to the “sexy song”. Like hell yeah I wanted to hear that song. It’s called Passengers and it’s amazing. Sexy songs are hard to not make cheesy. This one takes the cake.
Also I’ve removed myself from almost all social media. I have no idea what’s going on in the news…it’s all probably good though right?
Listening to the band, Destroy Boys, highly recommend. It’s funny and relatable and they put men in their place.
Goodnight and Good Luck
*Penis can be described as “not bothersome” and “at a distance”. The only acceptable penis.
