Return of the King
I am sort of employed again. A wonderful place of oddities and antiques has hired me but on what they call a seasonal basis. It stings but it is what it is. I mean, technically I am due a LOTR marathon and...
This one is for me
Okay you fucking fuck. No one has convinced me to feel pain more than you. And you lied. You told me you couldn’t get married. You once told me you wished another woman’s baby would die so you could be with her and...
Drugs! ☹
I had my first edible last weekend. I got so high, higher than I’ve ever been. And no I didn’t take it at home (why I didn’t think it through baffles me). I was in a speakeasy, ordering expensive and complicated...
David Says Take A Shower
Audrey Hepburn is famous for saying: “I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone”. It’s one of those quotes that is so applicable I return to it a lot. I have to go to therapy today and I just don’t want to....
Hello, and welcome to unemployed round 2.
It’s 2018 and a job is out there—what it is I don’t know. Maybe Instagram needs a new model (which is a thing). You know, someone who is like a 5, kinda chunky, nice clothes…I mean my skill list for this goes on....
Dear Trump
After you die We will still be alive. There will be a lot to fix, but we will fix it. You may have poisoned our soil but we will make sure green grows again. You may not get to see it all because you’ll be gone....
Almost Unemployed But Not My Fault
This is my last post as being employed for an unknown period. So fun right? I don’t want to leave my friends and the literal job itself. And I can’t think of anything really funny to say in this...