Not Quite Poetry
David Says Take A Shower
Audrey Hepburn is famous for saying: “I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone”. It’s one of those quotes that is so applicable I return to it a lot. I have to go to therapy today and I just don’t want to....
Unemployment
Hello, and welcome to unemployed round 2.
It’s 2018 and a job is out there—what it is I don’t know. Maybe Instagram needs a new model (which is a thing). You know, someone who is like a 5, kinda chunky, nice clothes…I mean my skill list for this goes on....