David Says Take A Shower
Audrey Hepburn is famous for saying: “I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone”. It’s one of those quotes that is so applicable I return to it a lot. I have to go to therapy today and I just don’t want to....
Hello, and welcome to unemployed round 2.
It’s 2018 and a job is out there—what it is I don’t know. Maybe Instagram needs a new model (which is a thing). You know, someone who is like a 5, kinda chunky, nice clothes…I mean my skill list for this goes on....
Dear Trump
After you die We will still be alive. There will be a lot to fix, but we will fix it. You may have poisoned our soil but we will make sure green grows again. You may not get to see it all because you’ll be gone....
Almost Unemployed But Not My Fault
This is my last post as being employed for an unknown period. So fun right? I don’t want to leave my friends and the literal job itself. And I can’t think of anything really funny to say in this...
Crush on Mike
The first boy I ever had a crush on died last year. I feel bad because I didn’t know until a few weeks ago. We were of course friends on Facebook. Unfortunately he perpetually posted insane conspiracy theories and...
What Alexa Said
I do believe I will be adding to my unemployment category very soon. My store is closing, and it’s a weird sensation. You’re not fired, and you’re not quitting, someone just decided that the rug you’ve been sitting...
Dull as all-get-out
Today I googled: How to respond to “How are you?” I decided to go with—I’m doing fine. Then I got a smiley face in return so I guess I picked the right one. It’s not that I want to be a nihilist, it...