Back Off Jesus
April sucked. I spent half of it with a kidney stone, surgery, then over two weeks with two stents. Oh and they found a tumor. The nice, rare kind. They took it out, I’m fine, everything’s fine. I watched Rings of...
The Literal Corporate Ladder
My cousin died last week. I tried to look at him in the casket, but I freaked out. Or chickened out, I’m not sure which. He was only 30. I put my wall up so as to not cry. All I remember from my brief look was that...
Free From the Ghost
If you watched that Jeffrey Dahmer series, it was pretty intense. Strangely the thing I most took away from it was from Niecy Nash’s part. She was afraid she would be haunted forever by the being that was Dahmer....
Year of Peace for Everyone
I hate America. That’s right—I said it. What’s happening to the lgbtq community is insane. And I don’t know what to do about it. What can I do about it? Stand on a street corner with a sign? Cast a spell? Okay,...
New Year, Not so New Me
I’ve been thinking about this blog; I’ve been doing it for years. And I get why people just stop posting and let it sit. Life gets bigger. There doesn’t seem to be enough time or desire fades. I don’t write...
My Holy Birth
Born regular Just the regular way On a regular day As I grew, I magically changed Marks on my body anew It was true The dragon came His fire spread down my arm My chest Splitting me in two My mother cried As the...
Advice Column
October is a very busy month. Just in general. Lots of birthdays…Valentines babies? New Years babies? Idk how babies work. I went to D.C. with the husband. It was fun but it also pissed me off. I feel like that’s...