Ladybird
So the movie Ladybird, I watched it way after it was released. Not that I didn’t think it looked interesting just not enough for me to pay for the theater…there has to be like violence and intrigue to get my money....
Drugs! ☹
I had my first edible last weekend. I got so high, higher than I’ve ever been. And no I didn’t take it at home (why I didn’t think it through baffles me). I was in a speakeasy, ordering expensive and complicated...
David Says Take A Shower
Audrey Hepburn is famous for saying: “I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone”. It’s one of those quotes that is so applicable I return to it a lot. I have to go to therapy today and I just don’t want to....
Almost Unemployed But Not My Fault
This is my last post as being employed for an unknown period. So fun right? I don’t want to leave my friends and the literal job itself. And I can’t think of anything really funny to say in this...
Yikes Fire!
The longer you hold a torch for someone the more likely you are to get burned or get accused of being a modern-day white supremacist. For years now I thought I’d never get over my first love. He said...
Broad City
Pretty sure no one reads this god damn thing so I’m gonna write some shit yo. Ahhhhh RuPaul is on Broad City!!!! Broad City + RPDR is like fucking delicious. And Illiana is talking to a piece of foil...
Quality Time
In what I know to be an attempt at a delusion to distract from my lack of success, I have taken up skateboarding. That’s right. And boy did I fucking fall. I was alone but I know it was the hilarious kind,...