Just Follow Me On This
Lena Dunham really kind of sucks. Why did she have to go and lie to the public about that me too shit? I get she didn’t want to think of her friend being capable of that shit but then she made the victim look like...
It’s Not a Trend You Dicks
I haven’t liked anything I’ve written lately. Even just in terms of here (blog) (barf sound). I’ll be honest—I’ve got to rebuild quite a bit. And with the end of the decade I’m guessing that will be a trend that I...
I Hate Summer (the season, but really she wasn’t great either)
This time of year is a bit tough for me. It’s about to be fucking hot which I cannot stand. Children are out of school at all times. And it’s like the suckiest holidays. The 4th of July is some weird perverted mess...
President’s day and Black History month and Me
I’m not gonna lie, it’s hard not to take it personal when there is a baby at the table next to you and it starts crying once you look at it and it looks back at you. This is the majority of interactions I have with...
1/12th
So one-twelfth of the year is over. And honestly this fucker has nearly made me use one of my three cry times of a year. I want to make a post every month and when I get an idea for something worth-while I...
2018 In Review
Well firstly I got laid off…and then I got a new job that I haven’t written about because I like it so much and I’m scared I will jinx it. I feel like if I’m there for a year then I won’t be scared I’m losing my...
Not Sure, Adam Pally Though
Technically I should be writing something important. But instead I’m watching the Mindy Project and sending nudes to my bestie. Just kidding about the nudes but still cute guy pictures. I had a second dream...