Yikes Fire!
The longer you hold a torch for someone the more likely you are to get burned or get accused of being a modern-day white supremacist. For years now I thought I’d never get over my first love. He said...
Broad City
Pretty sure no one reads this god damn thing so I’m gonna write some shit yo. Ahhhhh RuPaul is on Broad City!!!! Broad City + RPDR is like fucking delicious. And Illiana is talking to a piece of foil...
Quality Time
In what I know to be an attempt at a delusion to distract from my lack of success, I have taken up skateboarding. That’s right. And boy did I fucking fall. I was alone but I know it was the hilarious kind,...
What’s the Point in Talking to People?
Social media has made the world a much smaller place. At this moment I’m twitching with anger and want to yell fuck really loud. I joined a little group through an app for people whom I intended to have...
Prepare yourself for something truly terrible…
I have chronic kidney stones and it would be very close to the truth to say that they have ruined my life. Hence I would not let them ruin my weekend. My special weekend with my best friend. So in order to make...
Transsssss
Yes I’m talking about the people. The people who are finally getting a voice and technology has come far enough for a man to be that woman inside and vice-versa. So now that’s out of the way. I suppose it...
Hello, It’s 2018
Time is time really. The past couple years have been really shit world wise so celebrating isn’t really my jam. After college, parties aren’t like they used to be. Okay so: New Years day, just around the...