Why Dorks are the Point of Everything
I just watched the movie Eighth Grade and felt like writing some blah blah shit. But it really boils down to is that I love my husband and it’s his birthday. {Now to the end of previously mentioned bullshit}…. And...
Darn You Queer Eye
I’ve had so many thoughts lately I’ve wanted to write about but depression kinda puts it by the wayside. Trust gay morals to get me typing. I could go on and on but basically gay people are the best. Period....
This one is for me
Okay you fucking fuck. No one has convinced me to feel pain more than you. And you lied. You told me you couldn’t get married. You once told me you wished another woman’s baby would die so you could be with her and...
Dear Trump
After you die We will still be alive. There will be a lot to fix, but we will fix it. You may have poisoned our soil but we will make sure green grows again. You may not get to see it all because you’ll be gone....
Crush on Mike
The first boy I ever had a crush on died last year. I feel bad because I didn’t know until a few weeks ago. We were of course friends on Facebook. Unfortunately he perpetually posted insane conspiracy theories and...
Dull as all-get-out
Today I googled: How to respond to “How are you?” I decided to go with—I’m doing fine. Then I got a smiley face in return so I guess I picked the right one. It’s not that I want to be a nihilist, it...
