Stay In School
Me: Holy shit look how expensive that is! Kid: Yeah I know. Me: What do you plan on being? I hope it can pay for these books! *Chuckle Kid: *Chuckle + look of confusion. At...
I’m Sick Kind Of A Lot
As of right now, I think I’m looking at a month long string of illness. It started with a kidney stone that sent me to the ER. Then a cold that turned out to be a double ear infection. Then the kidney stone again...
Thus Far
Dear job, I’m aware we hardly know each other. Tragedy has kept us apart. The vessel that is my body has declared war upon itself and my conscious mind is a prisoner. That being said—please don’t fire me...
I see what you did there
Leaving bed for money…oh ho ho I see. I see what’s going on here. When you don’t have a job, the guilt is heavy. “Heavy is the head that wears the crown…of comfort” People say, well it’s money. We all need...
I’m Employed – LOL
Big news everyone! I’ve been given a job. And I went for a whole two days until I my unusually irrational mindset was explained by double ear infections. Yes my third and fourth days of work were being spent at...
Fuck Mommy Blogs
Warning: Not A Mom Fuck Mommy Blogs I actually intended this to be funny, but I know I only put that twist on it to hedge my bets. Children and motherhood can explode your brain into pieces if you...
View From The Shower
For whatever reason, when I’m faced with an important decision or I have to make a strong first impression, my brain does something funny—it ADDs itself right off a cliff. During my tenure at my previous job, I...