I’m Employed – LOL
Big news everyone! I’ve been given a job. And I went for a whole two days until I my unusually irrational mindset was explained by double ear infections. Yes my third and fourth days of work were being spent at...
Fuck Mommy Blogs
Warning: Not A Mom Fuck Mommy Blogs I actually intended this to be funny, but I know I only put that twist on it to hedge my bets. Children and motherhood can explode your brain into pieces if you...
View From The Shower
For whatever reason, when I’m faced with an important decision or I have to make a strong first impression, my brain does something funny—it ADDs itself right off a cliff. During my tenure at my previous job, I...
View from Satan’s Ass Crack
Part of being unemployed is looking for employment. And scouring the job sites for opportunities to live the dream is part of the deal. Keep the resume as up-to-date as possible, meaning touch nothing because...
View From My Bed
Cans, aluminum cans, Dr. Pepper cans everywhere. The nightstand, the dresser, the bookshelf, and obviously the floor. It’s my drug of choice and flows through my veins. In fact I love it so much that it caused me...
Currently Historically Speaking America
It’s hard to learn about history and not feel anything in your heart about your own country. In fact I did not choose to be born here—I could have been born anyone, to any country. But I was born here, in the...
View from the Bookstore Chair
When you’re unemployed and you want to leave your couch for a while honestly there are a bunch of things you could do. If you really really think about it what’s stopping you besides the law I guess. And even then,...