Me: Holy shit look how expensive that is!
Kid: Yeah I know.
Me: What do you plan on being? I hope it can pay for these books! *Chuckle
Kid: *Chuckle + look of confusion.
At the register:
Kid: So what did you go to school for?
Me: Well, I can write you one hell of a speech and tell you about history…(and look where it got me)
Kid: Oh man yeah I never could get in to history—ha.
Lesson:
- Don’t say shit in front of people! Come on man!
- Though I did NOT say the part in parenthesis, we knew
- Work on being normal, or helpful, or anything
- If you see the homeless woman, don’t use the bathroom. She is in there with the stall door open, ass on the seat.
*I like my job.